i haven’t done anything in two hours, so I’m drowning my sorrows in cookies and photobooth.

What can I say about my new ukulele? It’s blue, it’s cool, and I look like Tiny Tim when I play it.  I don’t think Jon realized what he was getting himself into when he bought me this thing. I’m going to be uke-ing day and night!

“Bleached, washed, plucked Scalp of Klingon.”

one more. just one more, please!

“From the top! Chicken Curry Salad. The recipe says “toss lightly,” but I suppose that depends on how much you eat and how bad the cramps get. The item in the middle is the Holiday Salad, although which holiday is best celebrated with tumor-studded Bruise Cake I’m not entirely certain. The item on the bottom is – well, steel yourself. 

Corned Beef Salad Loaf.

I kid you not.

Meat Jell-O. ”

Our first recipe: broiled Yeti Penis!

Check out this website. The Gallery of Regrettable Foods

I LOLed through an entire hour looking at Jello salads, frankfurter surprises and mystery meat covered with a substance that looks like phelgm. 

migrane-day two. i’m feeling much better, thanks to my helpful roomie, who makes the BEST CHILI EVER. BEST. EVER.

It’s the only thing keeping me warm in this dreary weather. Come on, Syracuse! Would it kill you to have a sunny day once in awhile!?

Bah.